She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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