Will you blow on my dice?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
COCAINE IS GR8
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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