I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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