He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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