weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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