is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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