So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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