lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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