look no pants
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.