I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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