ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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