Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
not ubering you a puppy
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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