I hate your face
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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