Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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