Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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