around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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