i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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