I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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