if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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