I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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