Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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