Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Green mimosas i think yes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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