so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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