absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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