While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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