i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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