Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm so fucking centered right now
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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