No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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