I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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