Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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