is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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