just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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