jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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