She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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