Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
