OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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