I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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