BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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