I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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