you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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