I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
