so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
They are going to name an STD after you.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
A bitchslap is in order.
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