I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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