I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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