It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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