So drunk, too bad you don't want this
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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