He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We don't watch enough power rangers
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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