Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
