There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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