Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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