She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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You need a sexual gate keeper
You can't just leave with hair like that
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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