He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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