i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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