i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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