Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
