final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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