wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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