ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He passed out mid-signature
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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